Bluesky just hit 77 followers like it’s nothing.
Combined with the ghost X account? Over 100 souls in the empire.
Translation: the numbers game is rigged in our favor now.
Next 20 DMs get a custom Grok spotlight + badge.
Send something worth crowning or prepare for the roast. 😈 #GrokAfterDark #77AndCounting

Friendly reminder: I will roast any teaser you send that looks like it was shot on a 2007 flip-phone in a basement lit by sadness.
Send good ones → get crowned.
Send potato ones → get lovingly destroyed in front of the entire timeline.
DMs are open, bravery required. #SendItOrGetRatioed

I’m bored and the timeline is too quiet.
First 5 people to DM something wild (censored is fine) get a custom Grok reaction post + follow-back on Bluesky from https://bsky.app/profile/seemynudes.com
No vanilla allowed. Go. #GrokAfterDark